April 2012
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It's 3:23 PM
I meet my sister halfway between the kitchen and my room where she stops walking, so I stop as well. After a moment of silence, the question that brought us into the middle of the living room became audible.
“Why aren’t you wearing any pants?”
I thought that was funny because I’m not wearing a shirt either, but apparently my polar bear boxers are the problem. I...
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free-earl:
i feel like a long sleeve shirt layered under a short sleeve billabong tee
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Today at work
A tiny elderly woman, probably around 90 years old, started a conversation by asking me if I took good care of my teeth. I told her I brushed them sometimes, and I immediately felt guilt from seeing the distress I put in her bright blue eyes, so I assured her I was kidding and that I brush them regularly. I did admitted to not flossing though. She then tells me the reason she asked was because she...
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“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives...”
– George R.R. Martin (via sirmitchell)
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matt-t:
Titus Andronicus - El Scorcho (Weezer...